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Hier gibt es nur das Beste vom Besten. Lest die schönen Texte, lauscht den zarten Klängen der Musik – sie ist fester Bestandteil meiner Website und lässt sich daher nicht abschalten. Sollte dir die Musik nicht gefallen, halte dir bitte die Ohren zu. Aber nur mit einer Hand, denn die andere Hand brauchst du, um meine Website zu besurfen.

Und jetzt – viel Spaß, Glück und Frieden auf Lars.tf!

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Minions ipsum para tú ti aamoo! Gelatooo. Underweaaar poopayee me want bananaaa! Uuuhhh jeje po kass tulaliloo. Jiji jeje tank yuuu! Pepete baboiii la bodaaa po kass me want bananaaa! Bananaaaa. Wiiiii potatoooo aaaaaah jeje la bodaaa hana dul sae jiji potatoooo pepete bappleees ti aamoo! Belloo! poulet tikka masala gelatooo underweaaar tulaliloo daa gelatooo tatata bala tu. Baboiii wiiiii para tú aaaaaah tank yuuu! Bananaaaa wiiiii. Aaaaaah tatata bala tu uuuhhh tatata bala tu underweaaar bee do bee do bee do.

Jiji tank yuuu! Bappleees belloo! Jiji bananaaaa belloo! Pepete poopayee hahaha. Potatoooo wiiiii daa aaaaaah tatata bala tu potatoooo bananaaaa poopayee me want bananaaa! Poopayee bee do bee do bee do hana dul sae wiiiii underweaaar la bodaaa aaaaaah gelatooo po kass bappleees. Poopayee poopayee wiiiii daa jeje la bodaaa tulaliloo bappleees bananaaaa chasy. Uuuhhh jeje chasy po kass po kass butt tank yuuu! Tatata bala tu tulaliloo jiji tank yuuu! Gelatooo daa po kass potatoooo me want bananaaa! Underweaaar. Hana dul sae butt potatoooo daa tulaliloo para tú bananaaaa. Me want bananaaa! uuuhhh poopayee la bodaaa potatoooo bappleees hana dul sae gelatooo.

Hana dul sae belloo! Tatata bala tu jeje ti aamoo! Jiji baboiii chasy belloo! Hahaha poopayee bee do bee do bee do poulet tikka masala tatata bala tu. La bodaaa bappleees bananaaaa tulaliloo. Tatata bala tu ti aamoo! Baboiii me want bananaaa! Hahaha bee do bee do bee do hahaha bee do bee do bee do. Tulaliloo para tú tulaliloo hahaha poulet tikka masala poulet tikka masala pepete. Pepete tatata bala tu belloo! Tatata bala tu wiiiii bappleees. Gelatooo uuuhhh tatata bala tu poulet tikka masala daa bananaaaa aaaaaah po kass poulet tikka masala jiji jeje. Gelatooo daa ti aamoo! Butt para tú pepete poopayee belloo! Chasy pepete.

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Jonas.tf ist ein ähnlich tolles Angebot wie Lars.tf. Du solltest auch dort regelmäßig vorbeischauen.

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Lars.tf ist frei von sämtlichen Drogen.¹

Ich setze mich gegen jegliche Form des Ge- und Missbrauchs von Drogen ein.²

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Lies die Nachrichten von Lars.tf. Sie sind sehr gut. Vollkommen sinnbefreit, oft gar schwachsinnig aber dennoch tiefgründig und zur Philosophie anregend.

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Abonniere jetzt meinen Newsletter, um immer über die aktuellen Geschehnisse auf Lars.tf am Laufen gehalten zu werden!³

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¹Der Betrieb der Website geschieht, ohne dass der zuständige Server Drogen konsumiert.

²Ausgenommen sind Medikamente, legale Drogen, illegale Drogen sowie egale Drogen, sofern für den Konsum ein Zweck oder eine Motivation vorliegt.

³Es gibt keinen Newsletter. Noch nicht.

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